SONICMAN

SONICMAN, also known as PEPSIMAN for a short time. Was once a highly skilled assassin who killed his family because they didn't appreciate his fanfic of Sonic and Pepsiman having buttsex. This happened when he was only 5. After the mass murder, he ran off to Holy Wood to become a star but shortly failed. When he was running away in the woods, he came across Windindi. Who was just starting his journey to become Hokage I mean King of the Pirates I MEAN to become the hero who slayed Count Chocolate or something. Ever since then SONICMAN and Windindi became friends and helped eachother on their adventure